MUSCODA MAYHEM COLBY JACK

Creamy, Pepper-Packed, Beautifully Unruly
The cheese that looks friendly… then brings the heat like it has something to prove.

This Muscoda Mayhem Colby Jack is not here to play it safe. Built on a smooth, semi-soft Colby Jack base, it blends the mellow creaminess of Colby and Monterey Jack with a bold trio of habanero, jalapeño, and chipotle peppers for a flavor that starts rich and buttery, then rolls into smoky, peppery heat. The producer describes it as a natural semi-soft Colby Jack with a kick, made with habanero, jalapeño, and chipotle peppers, and notes that it is “not for the timid.”

The texture is firm yet creamy, with that classic marbled orange-and-white look and little flecks of pepper throughout that make every slice feel like a warning label in the best possible way. Retail listings describe it as creamy and flavorful, with heat that is noticeable but balanced enough to keep you coming back for another bite.

Tasting Notes:
Creamy · Smoky · Pepper-Bright · Bold Heat Finish
(It starts like a snack… then turns into a full personality.)

Perfect Pairings:
• Stack onto burgers, grilled cheese, quesadillas, or spicy breakfast sandwiches
• Melt into nachos, mac & cheese, baked potatoes, dips, or party trays
• Serve with crackers, pretzels, apples, or cooling fruit for a sweet-heat balance
• Pair with lager, pale ale, hard cider, or anything cold enough to keep up
The maker’s own pairing suggestion is essentially “whatever can cool your mouth,” which tells you exactly where this cheese plans to take things.

Why We Love It:
Because it does exactly what a spicy cheese should do: creamy enough to keep things fun, bold enough to keep things interesting, and just chaotic enough to make the snack table memorable. Klaus says: “One bite in, and suddenly everybody’s reaching for a cracker and a backup plan.”

Ingredients:
Cultured pasteurized milk, jalapeños, habaneros, salt, dried chipotle chiles, enzymes, annatto (for color).
Contains: Milk.

📦 Shipping Info
We ship out on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays to ensure the freshness of your product — because even Klaus needs time to pack things up just right.

Please note: During extreme summer heat, some shipments may be delayed to protect your cheese (and your cravings).

➡️ Multiple shipping addresses? Please place each order separately for now.

Add Muscoda Mayhem Colby Jack to your cart — and bring creamy, smoky, pepper-loaded chaos to your next burger, cheese board, or melty comfort-food situation.